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The testimony of Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former lawyer, before a House committee on Wednesday was almost the only thing the late-night TV hosts could talk about. In his willingness to lay blame directly at Mr. Trump’s feet, and to categorically denounce the president as a “racist” and a “con man,” Cohen delivered a wealth of head-turning sound bites, and the hosts pounced on them.
“Cohen went in front of Congress and called Trump a con man and a cheat. And then he followed it up by saying, [tearily] ‘He taught me everything I know!’” — JIMMY FALLON
Seth Meyers poked fun at Republican members of Congress who spent the hearing attacking Cohen’s credibility.
“Republican Representative Jim Jordan claimed today that Michael Cohen is only speaking out against President Trump because he is upset he was not given a job in the White House. Because everyone knows that getting a job in the White House can be a solid source of income — for weeks.” — SETH MEYERS
And Conan O’Brien lamented that there was no escaping images, sound bites and clips from the hearings.
“That’s been on TV all day long. I got up this morning, it was on, I was watching it with my kids. They were like, ‘Daddy, what’s hush money?’ I was like, ‘I’ll pay you if you never ask me that again.’” — CONAN O’BRIEN
“At the very end of the hearing, Michael Cohen said he hopes his testimony ‘heals America.’ That’s what he said. Yeah, not only is Michael Cohen a bad lawyer, he’s a terrible doctor. He thought a day of this would heal us!” — CONAN O’BRIEN
Trevor Noah joked about a moment when Cohen said Trump had directed him “to threaten his high school, his colleges and the College Board to never release his grades or SAT scores.”
Noah said, sure, maybe it was a sign that Trump got bad marks. But maybe it wasn’t.
“Maybe it’s something else — maybe Trump doesn’t want anyone finding out he got an A in Spanish.” — TREVOR NOAH‘Fooled Ya’
Lady Gaga appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” and the host couldn’t help asking about her performance of the song “Shallow” at the Oscars on Sunday alongside her co-star and director in “A Star Is Born,” Bradley Cooper.
Kimmel spoke for many a Twitter user when he said the intimacy of the performance made it seem as if Gaga and Cooper might have a real-life romantic interest. Gaga said those questions felt like an artistic compliment.
“Yes, people saw love, and guess what: That’s what we wanted you to see,” Gaga said, while attacking social media as “the toilet of the internet.”
Later, she added gleefully: “I’m an artist, and I guess we did a good job, and — fooled ya!”
Trump’s summit meeting in Vietnam on Wednesday with Kim Jong-un, the North Korean leader, was vastly overshadowed by the Cohen hearing. Meyers hardly mentioned the diplomatic talks, and when he did, it was only to point out how much less absorbing they were than Cohen’s statements.
“He just listed off a bunch of alleged crimes committed by the president on national TV. And you know it’s so ironic: Trump finally went to Vietnam, and he’s gettin’ killed back home.” — SETH MEYERS
“President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un began their summit in Vietnam today, where Trump referred to Kim as his friend, and Kim said to Trump, ‘Quiet! I’m watching the Michael Cohen testimony.’” — SETH MEYERSFallon Gets Into the Analysis Business
The focus on the Cohen hearing became so consuming that Jimmy Fallon decided to end his monologue early and sit down with Katy Tur, a Washington journalist and author. Fallon rarely gets into the nitty-gritty of politics like this, let alone before a commercial break.
“It was huge,” Tur said of Cohen’s statement, comparing it to that of John Dean, who turned on President Richard Nixon during the Watergate hearings.
“This is a guy that I would talk to on the campaign all the time,” Tur said of Cohen. “It did not matter at all what was going on: Donald Trump was being accused of racism, the Access Hollywood tape — it didn’t matter. Michael Cohen would always defend him. And now he’s coming out and he’s saying, ‘I lied for Trump, and Trump may have committed a felony while he was president.’”
O’Brien took a more personal look at the Republican members of Congress who asked questions of Cohen on Wednesday.
Fallon wasn’t satisfied to let Jessica Chastain just play an X-Men character on screen. He used a BuzzFeed quiz to determine which X-Men character she is “in real life.”
The comic Amy Sedaris, whose show on TruTV, “At Home With Amy Sedaris,” is in its second season, will chat with Meyers on Thursday.Also, Check This Out
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【苗】【香】【草】【听】【到】【了】【范】【佳】【佳】【的】【房】【子】【倒】【了】，【连】【忙】【过】【去】【看】，【谁】【知】【道】【踩】【到】【了】【石】【头】【上】，【直】【接】【倒】【在】【了】【地】【上】。 【全】【剧】【终】。 【抱】【歉】【坑】【了】【大】【家】，【以】【后】【也】【不】【会】【继】【续】【写】【文】【了】【再】【写】【文】【也】【不】【能】【写】【年】【代】【文】，【真】【是】【太】【难】【了】【啊】，【不】【是】【那】【个】【年】【代】【的】【人】，【不】【知】【道】【物】【价】，【不】【知】【道】【大】【家】【要】【怎】【么】【相】【处】，【告】【辞】【了】，【能】【看】【到】【这】【的】【是】【真】【爱】【了】，【不】【过】【我】【要】【辜】【负】【你】【这】【个】【真】【爱】【了】，【下】【面】
【赵】【琦】【对】【别】【墅】【的】【装】【修】【风】【格】【非】【常】【满】【意】，【只】【是】【有】【个】【问】【题】，【别】【墅】【内】【还】【没】【有】【家】【具】。 【这】【很】【正】【常】，【原】【主】【人】【之】【前】【肯】【定】【配】【的】【是】【高】【档】【实】【木】【家】【具】，【此】【类】【家】【具】【不】【但】【价】【钱】【昂】【贵】，【一】【套】【家】【具】【至】【少】【跟】【装】【修】【费】【用】【不】【相】【上】【下】，【而】【且】【需】【要】【定】【制】。【可】【能】【厂】【里】【还】【没】【做】【好】，【原】【主】【人】【的】【公】【司】【就】【倒】【闭】【了】，【厂】【家】【自】【然】【不】【会】【把】【家】【具】【送】【过】【来】。 【于】【是】，【赵】【琦】【又】【向】【秘】【书】【打】【听】【家】【具】好运来平特“【这】【些】【东】【西】【都】【是】【你】【们】【设】【计】【出】【来】【的】【吗】”？ 【看】【到】【了】【王】【月】【如】【此】【惊】【讶】【的】【表】【情】，【问】【着】【这】【些】【话】【的】【时】【候】，【小】【桃】【花】【和】【张】【洪】【强】【并】【没】【有】【说】【出】【任】【何】【的】【回】【答】，【只】【是】【相】【互】【一】【笑】。 【咱】【们】【的】【公】【司】【又】【来】【了】【一】【个】【漂】【亮】【的】【设】【计】【主】【管】，【我】【相】【信】【工】【厂】【里】【面】【的】【那】【些】【工】【人】【们】【都】【会】【非】【常】【的】【开】【心】【的】。 ……“【我】【可】【告】【诉】【你】【了】，【王】【月】【和】【我】【早】【就】【是】【已】【经】【好】【朋】【友】【了】，【你】【们】【可】
【钱】【多】【了】【不】【起】【嘛】？ 【有】【的】【时】【候】【事】【实】【告】【诉】【我】【们】【钱】【多】【真】【的】【了】【不】【起】。 【至】【少】【收】【购】【文】【创】【娱】【乐】【的】【计】【划】【就】【因】【为】【钱】【没】【有】【岁】【夕】【多】【而】【导】【致】【胎】【死】【腹】【中】。 “【其】【实】【我】【们】【也】【没】【必】【要】【收】【购】，【哥】【你】【可】【以】【直】【接】【提】【醒】【岁】【夕】，【让】【她】【不】【要】【投】【资】【马】【道】【学】【的】【电】【影】【就】【好】【了】。” 【结】【账】【的】【时】【候】，【凉】【凉】【一】【边】【放】【东】【西】，【一】【边】【建】【议】【道】。 “【我】【就】【怕】【岁】【夕】【又】【领】【悟】【错】【了】【意】【思】，
【这】【蔷】【薇】【也】【是】【笑】【了】【笑】【后】【说】【道】：“【你】【是】【觉】【得】【有】【意】【思】【吗】，【手】【都】【伸】【过】【来】，【还】【要】【告】【诉】【你】【下】，【你】【还】【不】【是】【想】【怎】【么】【样】【就】【怎】【么】【样】。” 【方】【潇】【也】【是】【摇】【了】【摇】【头】【后】【说】【道】：“【知】【道】【徐】【湘】【为】【什】【么】【派】【你】【来】【了】【吗】？【因】【为】【足】【够】【傻】，【猜】【不】【到】【他】【的】【计】【划】。” 【蔷】【薇】【也】【是】【冷】【哼】【了】【一】【声】，【显】【然】【对】【于】【方】【潇】【的】【这】【句】【话】【有】【些】【不】【满】。【但】【是】【方】【潇】【也】【是】【一】【点】【都】【不】【在】【意】【地】【笑】【了】【笑】【后】【说】
【不】【得】【不】【说】【魔】【法】【界】【的】【医】【疗】【手】【段】【是】【真】【超】【出】【卢】【丹】【预】【料】【的】【强】【大】，【明】【明】【昨】【天】【还】【没】【了】【骨】【头】，【更】【是】【在】【卢】【丹】【赫】【敏】【两】【人】【补】【习】【之】【下】，【一】【副】【要】【狗】【带】【的】【哈】【利】，【今】【天】【居】【然】【按】【时】【出】【现】【在】【了】【课】【堂】【上】。 【至】【于】【上】【课】，【你】【指】【望】【卢】【丹】【会】【听】【台】【上】【的】【那】【个】【老】【骗】【子】【洛】【哈】【特】【去】【宣】【扬】【什】【么】【所】【谓】【的】【他】【的】【冒】（【抄】）【险】（【袭】）【经】【历】。 【不】【过】【也】【许】【是】【因】【为】【科】【林】.【克】【里】【维】【被】【袭】【击】【的】【事】